And The Award Goes To.....

Am I pursuing my B.Tech from a college or a primary school??? That's the question I have asked myself a almost everyday or once in 2 days.....and now its going to be almost 2 years, and still this question is unanswered to me..... You might be thinking that I have gone crazy or what....isn't it??? Actually, our batch doesn't seems to have been grown-up enough to me to come out of their memories of their primary school.....You won't believe that what all craziest things we have done in our past 3 semester.....lemme tell you a couple of them...... 1) Chain-Chain 2) Raja-Wajir-Chor-Sipahi 3) Hide 'n' Seek 4) Dumb-Charads 5) and many many things I can't list up here all of them...... and to do such stuffs, we used to bunk our classes.....haha..... Now, we are in 4th semester, and when it started....everything was calm and composed unlike the past 3 one's and I thought that this semester might go in a better way.....but that was not the way.....this time we had something different to do..... A couple of week ago, when i was sitting in my lecture.....sleeping.....(in finance lecture we do it.....infact everyone do it.....but i do in everyone of them...lolzz..:P...)I was passed upon a list to vote on.....they were the awards from the class....totally the height of stupidity......Infact I was also nominee in a few of them and guess what I won in some of them....don't know how.......its better that you ask them.....they will explain it..... Here are the awards.....You might definitely kill me when you read all the categories..... Category: The Speechless Award....(the one who speaks the least) Nominees: 1) Ayush Kumar 2) Sarabjeet Singh 3) Anand Dubey And The Award Goes To.....: Ayush Kumar(actually he shouldn't have got the award......because he is never found speaking.....its the most rare event.....and guess what....we have to celebrate when he speaks something.....lolzzz..:P) Category: Biggest Flirt Award..... Nominees: 1) Purnendu Chaturvedi 2) Chaitanya Dwivedi 3) Sarabjeet Singh(its me...) And The Award Goes To.....: Sarabjeet Singh(Chaitanya was the most deserving but he was commited so didn't got votes.....i don't know how I beat Purnendu...but i got almost all the votes.....) Category: Book Worm Award..... Nominees: 1) Vikrant Chauhan 2) Samta Jhingan 3) Sarabjeet Singh And The Award Goes To.....: Vikrant Chauhan(Undisputed Champion......dats it.....no comments) Category: Best Couple Award..... Nominees: 1) Ayush-Swati 2) Vikrant-Srishti 3) Puneet-Komal And The Award Goes To.....: Vikrant-Srishti(Unfortunately he 1st couple of our batch didn't get a single vote.....hahaha....;)) Category: Best Gay Couple Award...... Nominees: 1) Sobhagya-Anand 2) Vikrant-Anand And The Award Goes To.....: Sobhagya-Anand(undisputed champ.....no compitition for them.......lolzzz....:P) Category: Santa-Banta Award...(for the Biggest PJ Master....) Nominees: 1) Srishti Prakash 2) Swati Ramachandran 3) Sarabjeet Singh 4) Anand Dubey And The Award Goes To.....: Sarabjeet Singh(there wasn't actually any competition for me...I recognised my this skill when i won the 1st prize in our college fest last year......) Category: Sotu Ustaad Award.....(the who is always found sleeping) Nominees: 1) Puneet Shukla 2) Gaurav Arora 3) Sarabjeet Singh And The Award Goes To.....: Puneet Shukla(Actually he got an advantage over Gaurav Arora....as he was sleeping in the class even at the when this voting was going on.....Still Gaurav gave him a close competition....) Category: Jumping Jack Award..... Nominees: 1) Anuj Goel 2) Abira Bandhopadhyay 3) Ajeeta Malhotra And The Award Goes To.....: Abira Bandhopadhyay(Ajeeta gave her a tough competition as they both jump together....but she lost at the end......all the best for next time...) Category: Ganda Award....(the one who never takes a bath...i mean its a rare event for them....) Nominees: 1) Gaurav Arora 2) Vikrant Chauhan 3) Abira Bandhopadhyay And The Award Goes To.....: Gaurav Arora(A very very close competition between Gaurav and Abira.....lost by just one or two votes i think.....all the best Abira for the next time....:P) Category: Bhukkar Award......(The most hungry one.....) Nominees: 1) Anand Dubey 2) Punnet Shukla 3) Anuj Goel And The Award Goes To.....: Anand(from my side all three are winners......NEVER EVER DARE TO EAT ANYTHING IN FRONT OF THEM.........or make them saturate first...which is impossible.....and i mean it.....) Category: Shakira Award.....(their habits will tell you when you meet then) Nominees: 1) Vikrant Chauhan No other nominee.......So The Award Goes To.....: Vikrant Chauhan(undisputed....no one was able to take part in the nominations also...so you can imagine what he is.....) Category: Rakhi Sawant Award......(the one who does the most publicity stunts.......to make him/her famous) Nominees: 1) Vikrant Chauhan 2) Anand Dubey 3) Sobhagya Gupta And The Award Goes To.....: Anand Dubey(No comments.....) Category: Rocket Singh Award......(The one with the ability to sell anyone.....i mean convince anyone....lolzzz) Nominees: 1) Gaurav Arora 2) Vikrant Chauhan And The Award Goes To.....: Gaurav Arora(Marvelous way of speaking.....will convince you for anything and everything at anytime.....Really no competition....) So ladies and gentlemen....I know you all are frustated to your saturation level.....but here's one more to make you burst with your anger.......be ready for the Last Award of the evening..... Category: Life Time Achievement Award..... Nominees: 1) Vikrant Chauhan 2) Samta Jhingan 3) Sarabjeet Singh And The Award Goes To.....: Sarabjeet Singh(don't know i won.....) So somehow i won most number of awards in singles....why that's a mystery for me toooo.....That's the one of the most frustrating post by me i guess...right.....So please don't kill me when you meet me plzzzz......lolzzz....:P

Comments

  1. :D waah paaji yaadasht ho to aapke jaisi.....
    saare awards aur nominees bhi yaad h aapko..... :D

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  2. Sarabjeet, (now that you have declared your name in public so let me call you by your name)this post is hilarius and and useful as a remebrance. You should publish this in your college magazine etc. And congrats for winning a few awards yourself.

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  3. @srishti.....thanks for the comment.....well these things normally i don't forget.....lolzzz...:P

    @balvinder singh.....Thanks.....and thanks for the suggestion...its a gud idea to get it published in college magazine.....;)

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  4. ..indeed a hilarious post...was ROTFL..and do u really played chor wajir stuff :O
    BTW..
    @best couple: my sympathies with ayush-swati..
    @biggest flirt: what if BPL vale log padhne lagen blog :D
    @shakira: would love to watch a live performance :P
    @life time achievement: congratulations..yipeeee
    @Ganda: all the best abira :P

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  5. @deep......its not played......we still play such silly stuff......:P

    as far as ayush-swati are cncrnd.....Ayush once again failed to propose swati in a dare last week.....COMMON AYUSH.....SHE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND.....you can do it.....lolzzz...:P

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  6. :-|

    bahaut maze le rhe ho mujh se :-|


    paaji dare toh dekhna kal hogi! :p
    ;-) :D

    Nice post :-)
    ghatia mazak x(

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  7. @ayush....plzzz ayush main to kabse keh rha hun...aisa koi dare mujhe do na..........i'm w8ng.....lolzzz...:P

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