Spring: A Haiku...!!!

New Generation,
Biding Goodbye to Shivers,
Greets the pleasant Spring...!!!

Written for: HAIKU HEIGHTS.

PS: My first attempt at Haiku...Critic Reviews are invited... :O

CLOUD COMPUTING: You'll Loose Your Data, If It Rains...!!!

For those who don't know what's "Cloud Computing", and really wanna know about it, don't read this post...
Others...please continue... :P

Lets see what Vishwabandhu Gupta, Former IT Commissioner of India has to say about advancements in IT sector... :P

Cloud Computing:
"The research is going on, but till that time be careful, if you store your Data in the cloud, and it rains, you might loose it or maybe someone else might access your data..."

Mobile:
"Don't sell your mobile, destroy it, as your SIM data is stored in your mobile battery..."

OK...that's more than enough...I can't write any more of his crap talks in words...listen to it yourself... :O

PS: I don't know what will be the future of India if these type of people keep heading the IT section of INDIA... :O

DOHAS(Rhyming Couplets)...No Serious/Religious Stuff...!!! ;)

Disclaimer: I've written in the title also, I'm warning you again...if you're here for some religious stuff, then don't move ahead... :P

Trend of writing Dohas(rhyming couplets) is no more found, but someone tried to bring them back to life in a comic way, called "हास्य रस"...read them...u'll love them for sure...

१) कर्जा देता मित्र को, वो मूरख कहलाये
    महामूर्ख वो यार है, जो पैसे लौटाए ।

२) बिना जुर्म के पिटेगा, समझाया था तोये
    पंगा ले कर पुलिस से, साबित बचा न कोए ।

३)  गुरु पुलिस दोऊ खड़े, काके लागू पाए
     तभी पुलिस ने गुरु के, पाँव दिए तुड्वाए ।

४) पूर्ण सफलता के लिए, दो चीजें रख याद
    मंत्री की चमचागिरी, पुलिस का आशीर्वाद ।

५) नेता को कहता गधा, शरम न तुझको आये
    कहीं गधा इस बात का, बुरा मान न जाए ।

६) बूढ़ा बोला वीर रस, मुझसे पढ़ा न जाए
    कहीं दांत का सैट ही, नीचे न गिर जाए ।

७) हुल्लढ़ खैनी खाइए, इससे खांसी होए
    फिर उस घर में रात को, चोर घुसे न कोए ।

८) हुल्लढ़ काले रंग पर, रंग चढ़े न कोए
    लक्स लगा कर कांबली, तेंदुलकर न होए ।

९) बुरे समय को देख कर, गंजे तू क्यूँ रोये
    किसी भी हालत में तेरा, बाल न बांका कोए ।

१०) दोहों को स्वीकारिये, या दीजे ठुकराए
      जैसे मुझसे बन पड़े, मैंने दिए बनाये ।
 


PS: who-so-ever wrote this...awesome work man...loved it... :)

The Versatile Blogger Award...!!! :) :( :D :P

LOL... :P
Frankly speaking, when I saw this I started thinking about the versatility in me, then at first I laughed, then again laughed, then I had to stop because my roommate came back and I don't want him think that I'm a mad guy laughing at nothing...but soon I told him, and we both laughed... ;)

anyways...jokes apart...Now I'm about to start my blog post on my first award that I've ever received... :-|

Obviously, I got the award...so here are the rules for it... :O ;)

1. Nominate only 1 fellow Blogger.
2. Inform the Blogger about nomination.
3. Share 7 random things about yourself.
4. Thank the Blogger who nominated you.
5. Add the Versatile Blog Award picture to your blog post.

So, here's the nomination part(in alphabetical order...so no complains that why I kept your name after someone else):

1. Ana_treek
2. Bikram
3. Deep
4. Deepak
5. Richa
6. Sangeeta Reghu Nair
7. Seяendipity
8. Sowmya Swaminathan
9. Sunshine

Hmmmfff...I had to nominate only one...but that would have been injustice with some of them...so forgive me...and others who feel that their name is not on the list, they can please message or mail me...I might have missed them...but always remember..."No Kolaveri Da"... ;)

Now comes the toughest part...sharing 7 random things about myself... :O

1. I'm not a good speaker...maybe the worst one...(sob-sob) :'(

2. I spend my long time thinking of the stuff's that I shouldn't be worrying right now, but I always do... :(

3. My favorite...Slow and soft music...mostly romantic... ;)

4. Don't ever try cheating on me...If I find you, I'll make you pay for it...

5. Things that top on my hobby list... 1) Mathematics, 2) Novels, 3) Relaxing by listening to Music, 4) Long Walk, 5) Blogging, 6)Sometimes playing with small kids, and 7)Dancing... ;)

6. Doing new things, that may be in the field of studies...or in sports
Warning: I love to try each and everyone of the sports, but don't expect professionalism from me in any of them...I'll definitely fail you... ;)

7. I'm very peace loving person, so don't shout anytime in my presence...exceptions...DJ time...I love to Dance... ;)

Now comes the easiest part...thanks giving... ;)

Thanks a lot Deepak for the award... :)

Disclaimer: I don't know if I can again give the award to the who has already received it, if not, the Deepak you can ignore it... LOL... :P

Top 3 Indian Entertainment Channels...!!!

In today's world life is so much occupied with work and tension that everyone needs some entertainment and relaxation...and at the same time, when we are not on our work, we have to be updated with what's going on in this world...

But how on earth anyone can manage both these things when we don't even have enough time to have a proper nap of 6hours...???

Anyways...the solution is here...INDIAN NEWS CHANNELS... ;)

If you're surprised...and want to know..."Why is it so"...???

Then...lemme start with the most common, most famous and the best entertainment channel...ooppsss I meant NEWS channel... :P

1) INDIA TV: I think the name is really enough... :P

For those who want some more proves that why its the best Indian entertainment channel...look at it... ;)

The love story of a Tiger...

If you're still not satisfied with the name...then...ummm...OK...India TV is a news channel... ;)

NOW...as everyone wants some variations...so we have some other fun channels too...

Here are two main competitors of the legendary India TV(with examples):
2) Star News

3) Aaj Tak

PS: so from now on...don't think you can't enjoy and watch news at the same, actually whenever you're watching some Indian news channel, then you're doing it... ;)

PS: @aaj-tak, @star news...you're way behind India-TV...so all the best... ;)

Dil Bechoon, Hai Koi Lene Wala...??? Aise-Waise ko Nhi Dene Wala...!!! :P

Ooooohhhhh yaaaaahhhhh.....Today is Valentine's Day.....

Well...Why am I telling you all this...everyone already knows... :P

Anyways...

1) Happy Valentine's Day to everyone...
2) Happy Independence Day to every single person reading this post...and,
3) Happy Birthday to "St. Valentine"... ;)

I know the title to this post is equally, or I guess more tempting than the one I posted last month..."Garam Jehi ve Kudi Garam Jehi"...But this title perfectly suits the occasion... :P

ummm...OK...as I'm not good at making backgrounds...so lets start... ;)

1) Firstly lemme come directly to the point...Its just a song by GOLDSPOT...in fact, its a remix of a famous old song "Ina-Mina-Dika"...

• I guess, everyone of you(especially every Indian) must have heard it once in your lifetime, and if you won't, then I can only have pity on you... ;)

Anyways...just once...and atleast once...go through this song and have a look at the expression of the singer...can't describe them, but I really loved it...:D :D :D

Now I guess that you have watched the video, so...can you answer my one simple question...What that girl was actually doing in that video...??? Maybe she is trying to entertain... :O

2) I think now I should come directly to the most important part, which actually brought you to this post... :P
I know, there are couple of questions that must have come to you when you've read the title to this post...like...

• WTF I want to right in the post with this stupid title on this stupid day...???
• Am I so desperate to have a G/F that I'm writing it here...???
• etc...etc...etc... :P

Am I right...???  Obviously I'm... ;)

So, here are the answer so some of them...briefly... ;)

• I'm Single...and obviously "I'm loving it(no offenses McD...Its your line only, but still I'm loving it)..." :D :D :D
• So...G/F...ummm...will think about it someday...no hurries... ;)
• or Maybe I'm waiting for the day when some girl hit the chords of my heart(A dialogue from almost every Bollywood movie, so don't take it seriously)...

PS: As obvious...suggestions are welcome...(if someone wants that I should hurry instead of "no hurries")...

PS: Hope everyone of you get your Valentine this year...ohh forget about me, I'm celebrating it just by doing some project shit... :(

PS: Request to my college mates...no suggestions...especially suggestions for the names of G/Fs are not welcome from anyone of you...I already know what all names you're about suggest... ;)


PS: Now as this is the end to the post...So I guess there should be no doubt left in your mind about me...and if there are some, then its always good to remain occupied...keep thinking... :P

cya... :)

Need a Complete Format...Urgently...!!!

Disclaimer: "Read at your own risk" :P

Why don't we have a time machine...???
Why don't we have a problem solving machine that just simply understands our wants solves our problems...???
Can I get my childhood days back, when I didn't had any tensions or problems and even if I had, then there were others to help...???
or
Can I have a magic wand to simplify my life...???

Sometimes life becomes so much hell that you can't even imagine to get out of the situation or hoping that you could just solve the problem...

Since past few days what's being frustrating me a lot is that I have to get involved in something with full dedication and concentration which I once never wanted to do...and as a result of that I'm not able to do what I once so desperate about...infact I'm still desperate to get it... :P

Now the only thing that I want right now is to get my childhood days back...so that I can just simply say the big F*** word to all my problems and restart myself from the beginning... :O

Memories from my careless childhood days...!!!


PS: Just need a complete format of myself so that I can start myself all over again... :O

PS: In the past I've tackled situations, but they were lot more easier...hope this time also I get to the solution in my own way...and the best method which I prefer is the one proposed by me based on Sri Dharacharya's Method...

PS: For those who reached the last...thanks for the effort...hope you survived this post...I dunno y I'm writing it...but I wrote it... ;)

cya... :)

He's definitely gonna win TTWC...!!! :O

It has been many decades now and Chinese are still dominating this game...they have somehow reached the stage of perfection for this game...

Obviously there hadn't been more than handful of occasions when they have been beaten down in the finals(of any level)...But I've got a gut feeling that this 2year old kid "Jamie" will soon beat them...

Jamie playing with his dad... :)

Now everyone of you'll say what the hell makes me say that...am I right...???

(OOOPPPSSSS...I completely forgot to mention...I was talking about Table Tennis...and TTWC is Table Tennis World Cup...)

anyways...here are your answers...just look at this kid at his practice session approximately 1 year ago...

and now...after 1 year of practice...

The way Jamie's playing his shots is simply WOW...especially for me considering the fact that he can't even stand or talk properly but handles the TT racket so beautifully... :D :D :D

I can assure you that he'll surely win the world cup one day... :P

PS: Ohh lemme make it clear to some of you who don't know me that I'm no great player of Table Tennis...just an ordinary player...so no offenses if my predictions goes wrong... ;)

PS: OK...now as I was supposed to be away from this blogging and 'FB'ing stuff for quite some time(busy in something extremely important), but I couldn't resist...so...ummm...so wish me good luck... :P

anyways...cya... :P