READ IT & U'LL SURELY BANG YOUR HEAD...:P

Hmmm.....So approximately 5 months ago.....on February 9th, 2010.....Google launched "BUZZ". It became famous from the very first day.....but in a small corner of the world.....it was about to make a history....."The biggest ever group conversation on BUZZ"...Infact "The biggest ever NONSENSE group conversation on BUZZ" consisting of 183 lines over a period of 1 month..... It all started with one of my batchmate "Sobhagya Gupta's" status "nt at desk and followed by the comments of "Anand Dubey, Purnendu Chaturvedi, Sarabjeet Singh(that's me), Swati Ramachandran, Ayush Kumar, Vikrant Chauhan, Gaurav Arora, Srishti Prakash".....I was not able to read it full at one stretch myself so better you yourself read it.....here it is.....IF U SURVIVE AFTER READING IT...PLEASE DO INFORM ME......:P... Disclaimer: No compensation will be paid to the family of people those who die or loose their mental balance after going through it...... ... .. . Sobhagya Gupta - nt at desk Sarabjeet Singh - to kya karein?????? Sobhagya Gupta - to ap mere desk pe aa jaaen !!!:P Swati Ramachandran - usse kya hoga? :P Sobhagya Gupta - usse aap banenege healthy n strong !! :P ;) Swati Ramachandran - kaise? bournvita rakha hai kya on ur desk? Ayush Kumar - plazzzzz.... ye bahaut ganda hota jaa rha hai isse yahin roko :O :( Sarabjeet Singh - usse kya hoga????? :( Swati Ramachandran - exactly.. agar rok bhi diya toh kya hoga?? Sobhagya Gupta - rokne se bournvita saara me pee jaunga !!! B) Swati Ramachandran - haww.. :( i want bourvita... :-( (bournville bi chalega!) Sobhagya Gupta - But boost is the secret of my energy :P Vikrant Chauhan - its our energy Sobhagya Gupta - B) Swati Ramachandran - vikrant bi boost pita hai?? Vikrant Chauhan - nahii plzzzzzzzzz main summer main boost nahii fruit kick peeta hoon Swati Ramachandran - fruit kick mein milk toh nhi hota?.. calcium kaha se milta hai tuje?? Ayush Kumar - bhagwan UTHA LO MUJHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X( :'( Swati Ramachandran - tumhe uthane se viks so calcium mil jayega?? :-o Ayush Kumar - haan kyun nhi... bhagwan mujhe uthayenge... meri decomposed body me jo bones reh jayengi, use viks kha lega toh meri bones ka calcium mil jayega usse,... isliye ye discussion AB KHATAM KARO!!! Sarabjeet Singh - yeh calcium kahan se aa gya beech mein?????energy ke liye to GLUCOSE chahiye hota hai..........aur jo fruit kick se mil sakta hai.......:O Swati Ramachandran - viks drinks fruit kick instead of milk, na?.. so calcium nhi milega?.. samjha sarab? Sarabjeet Singh - but energy ke liye calcium nhi, glucose chahiye hota hai swati.............:( Swati Ramachandran - haan.. thi hai.. u win!... bt stil, doodh peena chahiye! Sarabjeet Singh - hahahahahaha..................chal koi na....milk mein boost mila lenge.............:D Swati Ramachandran - oye... fruit kick mein boost mila ke viks ko dete hain.. watsay? Sarabjeet Singh - what an idea madam ji............. Sarabjeet Singh - oye agar fruit kick mein boost mila ke uska milk shake bana ke dein to kaisa rahega?????? Ayush Kumar - maar kyun nhi dete viks ko? x( Swati Ramachandran - plazzz... its nt poison!! Sarabjeet Singh - ayush tum viks ko maarna kyun chahte ho??????? Swati Ramachandran - viks jeena chahta hai.. usse jeene do.. pls.. :-( Sarabjeet Singh - but ayush to use maarna chahta hai???? :-( plzz ayush viks ko mat maaro.........:( Swati Ramachandran - ganda ayush! Vikrant Chauhan - mere waala fruitkick main holland se mangvataa hoon jismain hum both water aur milk add karke pitee hai..samjhe Purnendu Chaturvedi - sab pagal ho gaye hain........:P Srishti - lol... :) Sobhagya Gupta - me kyun utha apne desk se ......... :'( Ayush Kumar - maaro sobi ko!!!!!! x( :O Swati Ramachandran - nhi.. sob accha hai.. usse mat maro.. Gaurav Arora - bhai log yaha kaun si pagloo ki sabah ho rahi hai ...!! Gaurav Arora - Tumlog kya chahte ho ki google vale officially tumhe ban kare ....Now stop puruzz,pajizz,viks n swatiii :D Swati Ramachandran - hume stop mat karo... plazzz! Purnendu Chaturvedi - @pardon maine kya kiyaaa....... na main bournvita ki side tha na boost na fruit kick k.... toh main kyuu ban.....??:P:D:) Swati Ramachandran - koi ban nhi hua hai puru.. lyk we'r gonna listen 2 pardon! Purnendu Chaturvedi - @swati usne mujhe rula diyaaa.......:(:(:(:(:P Ayush Kumar - bas bahaut hua! x( main iss post ko hide kar rha hun! Purnendu Chaturvedi - @oooozzziii.. tumne bhi mujhe rulaa diyaaa.....:(:(:(:(:P Srishti - nice discussion.... lol .... :P Vikrant Chauhan - plzzzzzzzz ....kyaa hoha hai..puru the chuzzz ko jisne rulaaya usko kal partyy milegiii hum shenshaa ki taraf se Gaurav Arora - @puru : baat bornvita ya fruit kick ki nahi hai ...baat to hain sach ki ..aur sach ye hai ki tumhe ban karna chahiye .!! Purnendu Chaturvedi - @viks ab tum mujhe kal 50 nhi 100 rupees doge.............. Srishti - @gaurav: tum hi google ko mail kardo, inhe ban karne k lie... :P Anand Dubey - pehle muje koi ye batoo ki ye ho kya raha hi..:'( or ye plaazzz ka matlab kya hota hai?:D Purnendu Chaturvedi - @dobey plazzzzzzz.....word mera invention hai :P.....logon ko irritate karne kaa.,..... Anand Dubey - oohoooo..again copy cat start ho gayax-( Srishti - but ye to iska apna invention hain na... to isme copy cat kahan se??? Purnendu Chaturvedi - hhahaha......thnxxx crissstiiii.,....:P Vikrant Chauhan - haaii raam ............choroo ye plaazzzz mera invention hai bhaii..raat ko sapne main sottee sottee maine bolaa thaa orcad ke lab test se pheli waali raat ko..aur tum dono ne churaa liyaaa Gaurav Arora - but viks ye sapna orcad test ki rek aat pehle hi kyo aaya ...?? kya tumhe babu ke romantic sapne aate hai ...??plaaazzzz explain Srishti - lol.... Swati Ramachandran - imagine babu n viks, goin on a date!!! :D Sarabjeet Singh - :O.........hahahaha......... Vikrant Chauhan - @gaurav dekho sapne mujhe roz raat ko aatien hai ...woh usdin mujhe babu ka nahii tumhara sapna aayaa thaa ki tum mujhe pareshan kar rahe theh isliye main plazzz plaazzz chilaaa raha thaaa Srishti - nahi tum jhoonth bol rahe ho , agar aisa hota to tum pardon pardon chilate... :P Purnendu Chaturvedi - @crissstiii... nhi vo manoj sahni ka kaam hai....pardon pardon bolnaa....:P Sarabjeet Singh - hahahahaha...............to fir sapne mein viks ne kya chillaya tha????? Vikrant Chauhan - paajii upar unseen passage hai usko padhoo aur answer do ..5 marks bonus milenge tumko richa gupta se Purnendu Chaturvedi - paaaaji in short zero milenge aapko....agar aapne shi ansuar diya tab bhi.......minushh 5 toh pehle se hain.....:P:D..... Sarabjeet Singh - actually the point of concern is that......viks ne 1)pardon chillaya nhi kyunki wo manoj sahni ka kaam hai 2)plaazzz har koi isliye mana kar rha hai kyunki wo chori ka hai 3)Naveen babu to viks ne khud hi mana kar diya........ So finally usne chillaya kya???????plzzz explain........explain kar mote........ Purnendu Chaturvedi - nhi paaaajiii plzzzzzzzzz......mere se kyuu puchh rahe ho ..... ye cheating hai.....:(:P Sarabjeet Singh - yeh cheating kaise hai??????? plaaazzzz explain??????? Purnendu Chaturvedi - mere se puchhh rahe ho paaaajii.....unseen passage hai...test chal rha hai aapka paaaji...plzzzzzzzzz....:( Swati Ramachandran - paaji... cheating kar rhe ho.. minush 5!! Gaurav Arora - i guess...sob ke status pe comment 2 saal aur chalega ...lets not stop this until we get graduate :D ....aur sob saale tab tak tu desk par mat aayiyo "not at desk" saale.......!! Purnendu Chaturvedi - plzzzzzz pardon.....sob desk pe baith k pc nhi chalata ...:P.......toh vo hamesha "not at desk" hi rahega....:D. Srishti - plzzz puru agar sob desk par nahi aayega to bournvita kaise piyega?? :P tum original baat to bhul hi gaye... very bad.. minush 5!!! Swati Ramachandran - arey, puru is rite.. technically toh sob seat pe baithke pc use karta hai.. he dosnt sit on desk.. plazz puru ke minush 5 mat karo!! Purnendu Chaturvedi - thnxxxxx swaatttii.......:P nd plazzzzz koi "minush"minush" mat bolo ...richa gupta meri mentor hai....:(:P Swati Ramachandran - hota hai, puru.. hota hai.. :P :( Vikrant Chauhan - plazzzzzzzzzzzzz mujhe koi shokk bhii nahii hai ki main kisii ke dialog chori karuun ,,, main apne aaap main original hoon Srishti - haan haan tu to " star " student hain richa gupta ka... :P Vikrant Chauhan - main is baarr ashish goel ka star student hoon Swati Ramachandran - hahaha! Purnendu Chaturvedi - daaa puruuzzzz vaise bii super "star " thaaa ......aur richa gupta ne bass stamp lagaya hai.....:P Sobhagya Gupta - :D puru bhaiyyya richa gupta minush 5 ke !!! Pledgzzzzz !!!! Srishti - @ vikrant : maine wo puru k lie likha tha tere liye nahi.. :P Vikrant Chauhan - @srishti aree kuch nahii hotaa original toh original rehta hai chaaiyyee kisi ke liye likhoo...........ek dialog pesh karta hoon main apne pitaare se...mera apna bhut famous dialog hai ...jo bachee bolte hue mil jaayenge tum sab sabkoo ::::: Vikrant Chauhan - i d vikszzzzz and i m awsummmmmmmmmmm Srishti - copy copy copy copy copy :P:P:P:P:P:P Sarabjeet Singh - hahahahahahahahaha......:P Purnendu Chaturvedi - @viks saare aaam copy karte sharam nhi aati tumhe.........vo bhi daaa gr88 puruzzzz ka exclusive dialogue..... Srishti - i agree wid puru... Anand Dubey - oye..chorroo....bakwas band karoo.. @cis-t again tu aa gayi...(ol9 active) Srishti - @ anand : are tujhe kya problem hain mere onl9 rehne se, hamesha ungli karta rehta hain... :P Sarabjeet Singh - @anand.........tumhe kya chul mach rhi hai.......sabse bade chor to tumhi ho????? Anand Dubey - @paji, dekho paji aaj k samay m ham pritam pritam karte rehte hai or yeh nahi jante ki orginal koun hai.. wahi haal tera hai..:D Sobhagya Gupta - Pledgzzzzzzzzzzzzz !!!! :P Sarabjeet Singh - mera haal chhodo............yeh baat bas sachchi hai ki jitne bhi dialogues tum bolte ho..koi bhi tumhara nhi hai.......... Anand Dubey - @cis-t.. plaaddzzzz.. Anand Dubey - @paji..... ab bade long apni tarif khud nahi kiya karte..:D Srishti - chalo sob ne aaj 1 original dialog maara... kitne dino baad ... koi original dialog dikh raha hain.. :P:P:P:P Sobhagya Gupta - @shirsti - thanks !! aur bhaiiyya anand apne plegdzzzz ki spelling correct karo .... x( Anand Dubey - ohhoo..finally ab maine decide kar liya hai..ki mai apne diolg ki copy right karne wala hoon ya fir anti-piracy software install karne wala hoon:D :D Srishti - par uske lie tumhaare pass apne dialog bhi to hone chahiye..:P Anand Dubey - @sobha-d...ham jo bhi kehte ya likhate hai..wahi diolg ban jata hai..:D Sobhagya Gupta - hey bhagwan utha le mujhe !!!! X( :'( x( Anand Dubey - @cis-t...1 more thing ... sab kuch karne se pehle .tuje jaroor jail m band karoong..x-( Anand Dubey - @sobha-d.....bhagwan k pass itna faltu time nahi hai:D Purnendu Chaturvedi - original dialogue sirf daa puruzzzzz k paas hain baaki sb toh bacche hain abhi ......:P Srishti - @anand: y??? main to kabhi kisi k dialog copy nahi karti... :P mere comments hamesha original hote hain... :P Sobhagya Gupta - @puru - awwllle awwllle !!! coochie kooo dekho kaun bol rha hai !!! Purnendu Chaturvedi - nhi crisssstti tujhe isliye jail me band karega kyukiiii tujhe meri gr8ness pata hai uar ye dobey mere se jalta hai...... @sobdiii.....plzzzzz main original hu... Vikrant Chauhan - badeee log kabhii jyaadaa nahii boltee aur hum shenshaa hai ............ab puru ko faasiii di jaayegiii hamare dwaaraaa.......usne humarii saltant ka anmol khazana churaya hai i.e mere dialog Gaurav Arora - plazzzzzz puruzz ko mc,bc koi bhi gaali de do...but puruzz ko copy cat mat kaho...The PURUZZ original hai ....He is the legend.......!!! Gaurav Arora - One more thing to add to Puruzz greatness.... "Puruzz mahaan hai, Shaktimaan hai, Buddhimaan hai, Keertimaan hai, Gyani hai, Daani hai, Antaryaami hai, Balki… balki main to yeh kahoonga ki puruzz purush hi nahi, Mahapurush hai… mahapurush!!! " Anand Dubey - @nanga(viks).....pehle baat jis raja k sahi khajane m kuch nahi hota use koi shenshaa nahi manta...isliye bakwaas band Anand Dubey - @pardon(gaurav).....tum to sabse bade wale chu..ho ek to movie ka diolg copy karte ho... or dusre puru the chuuzz ko legend kehte ho.. Vikrant Chauhan - plzzzzzzzz anand ko bhi faasii ka hukumdete hai hum Gaurav Arora - @ anand : Firstly,ye dialog da puruzzzzzzzzzz ka hai ..........kisi 3rd class movie ka nahi..samjhe..!! Seondly,tumhari aukat kaise hui "THE" puruzz ke aage "THE" na lagane ki ....he is the legend...respect him.....!!! Vikrant Chauhan - aur pardon merii bhi toh kuch taariff kardoo Anand Dubey - pakki bat tum dono ne(cis-t n u d cuzz) ne paise kahaye hai.. Vikrant Chauhan - wher is swatii and sharaab jeet Anand Dubey - haaa nange.. ab tum bhi paise khila do...... Purnendu Chaturvedi - thnnxxxx pardon tumhe meri gr8ness ka pata hai..........ye vikss aur anand dono chor hain...........I am Daaa Puruzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .NND iam AWWWWWWssuuuummmm.,..... Anand Dubey - oyee asthama k marij........ja ja pehle saans le kar aa ja nahi to abhi mar jayega...:D Purnendu Chaturvedi - @dobey plzzzzzzz ye asthma nhi hai ....ye daaa puruzzzzz ka styyllee..... ab ye bhi copy kar lo ......:x Vikrant Chauhan - ab main tum dono ko bandiii banaungaa aur fir tumko main rome le jaaungaa aur wahaan par main tum dono ki lion se karvaaungaa rome ke battle ground main aur main apni raanii ke saath ek haath main fruitkick ka glass aur dusre main apni raani ka haath lekar dum dono ki haar par hasungaa..........i m the shenshaa Srishti - @ vikrant: itni bakwaas kahan se dhoond kar laate ho...... lo...l :P :P Gaurav Arora - @viks : yaar lagta hai exams ka kuch jyada hi asar pad raha hai tujhpe ...atleast itni ABNORMAL baatein to mat kar .........kuch bhi bolta hai .....!!! Sarabjeet Singh - hahahahaha...........rome wala mast tha......:P Sobhagya Gupta - kabhi rome ..... kabhi fruitkick .... ye saala pagal ho gya , !!! x( Swati Ramachandran - sob, cant u jus delete dis thread?! Sobhagya Gupta - i dont think so .... what happnd ?? Swati Ramachandran - bohot ho gayi bakwaas! Sobhagya Gupta - thik to hai , every1 is njoyin . pehle to u too were participating in this "bakwaas" , nw wt happn ! Vikrant Chauhan - @sob well said.............bolo bolo swatzzzzz Gaurav Arora - @ALL : dont even think of deleting this thread...i suggest sob u get a print out of it 'n get it framed ..We'll call it "THE MAD A6 GOSSIPS " or "DONT MESS WITH A6" Swati Ramachandran - hahaha!!! Vikrant Chauhan - fake smile Anand Dubey - :D:D...:D:D Srishti - @ anand :gtalk pe itni bakwaas karke itna faaltu comment daala haintune ... :P :P :P Purnendu Chaturvedi - aaj kuchh copy nhi kar paaya nna mere se.....kyuu re dobeeyy.....:P:P Sarabjeet Singh - meri style bhi to copy kar rha tha dubey aaj.......saala hai hi chor.......... Anand Dubey - sab k sab pagal ho chuke hoon..isme koi ab do rai nahi hai...:( Srishti - haan ... par sab me to tum bhi aate ho.... Anand Dubey - galti ho gayi yr....mai to bhul gaya tha ki tu ol9 hai.x-( Sarabjeet Singh - hahahahahaha..................... Anand Dubey - plzzzzzz paji ab tum gande gande smile na maroo x-( Sarabjeet Singh - yeh smile nhi hai.........."laugh" hai..........gaaon ke ho maana..........but ab to shehar mein rehna seekh lo...........saale dehati..........:P Srishti - @ anand: tumhaara ye gusse ka smiley bahut purana ho gaya hain... Sobhagya Gupta - @gaurav - for sure !!! :D Anand Dubey - der..? Purnendu Chaturvedi - @dobey...plzzzz hume pareshaan mat karo hume padhna hai hume padhne do....:( Anand Dubey - oyee...plzz koi muje ye bata do ki analog ka sylbs kya hai..??:( Sobhagya Gupta - sab bakwaas krte hai !! sx( Purnendu Chaturvedi - yaaar course mujhe bi nhi pata ...:(:(:(:(....bata do koi bhai Sarabjeet Singh - relative hai koi mat batana dubey ko.......:P Anand Dubey - at desk..??? :D Srishti - hmmm Gaurav Arora - wat happened ...comment aane kyo band ho gaye ......!! i guess , sob-gay is back at his desk :D Sobhagya Gupta - x( Swati Ramachandran - arey, sobhagya, chill.. Sobhagya Gupta - pledgezzzzzz .... its so hot !!! :( Swati Ramachandran - hw bout u use an air conditioner? Gaurav Arora - fir shuru .......bhagwaan bacha looo ..... :P Anand Dubey - :D Gaurav Arora - saale anand ..kya :D :D laga rakha hai .......kuch aur nahi aata kya ....!!! Sarabjeet Singh - @gaurav........abe gaaon ka launda hai....thode din mein baaki ki smileys bhi seekh jayega........aise discourage mat kar use....... Anand Dubey - :'( Srishti - chalo ek aur seekh lia.... Swati Ramachandran - yay!... anand ne smiley seekh liya!! Sarabjeet Singh - hahaha Anand Dubey - m talented..B-) Sarabjeet Singh - kya progress hai dubey.....ek aur seekh gya........gud..........;) Srishti - but speed bahut slow hain anand, 2 saal ho gaye, or abhi itna hi seekha... Sobhagya Gupta - :D anand ub ladkiyon ki baari ...bhot technical ki amma bol rha thha na !! :D Srishti - :D Swati Ramachandran - :P Gaurav Arora - has been 4 days ...and no comments ...aise kaise chalega ........!! dubey,paji,puru,viks apna pagalpana shuru karo Sobhagya Gupta - paji to no internet zone me hai i think .. puru lko ... vikrant kahin kuch padh rha hoga ...... dobey cetpa-2 kar rha hai !!!:P Gaurav Arora - abe viks kya kar rha hai aaj kal .....fb pe apni pic dekh ke sadma lag gaya hai kya use ...!! paji to aaj kal ladkiyon pe research kar rhe hai,pakka ...baki dubey apna kahin jangloo mein ghaas kha rha hoga ...puruzz ko richa gupta ka sadma lag gaya hai..met him 2day at lko pata nhi koi research paper pad rha hai ..lol...!! Sarabjeet Singh - keep predicting...........hhahahahaha........... Gaurav Arora - ohhh bhai ..paji ..onlyn .....grades dekhne cafe aaye the ..!! :D Swati Ramachandran - hahaha!.. puru n research papers..?? awsum!!! Congratulations to all those who survived after reading it.....sorry for all the martyrs(May GOD rest their soul in peace).....cya...bbye...!!!